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[creamation]

a place for all the texty things.

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[creamation]

I don't care about them! I don't care if they're interested in me. they're not cuter you bird brain.

I'm not mad at you, Keigo. I'm mad at them. I'm mad at all of this.

[birdhasfallen]

What do you mean bird brain? Wait, did you just imply that I’m cute?

I’m sorry, Touya. I wish we didn’t have to do it. Maybe you can get out of it if you call your mom? I mean, I probably can’t. Mom sold me off so they can do anything they want to me.

[creamation]

I already said were cute, didn't I?

My mom can't do anything. no one cares what she has to say. Besides, you think I want them to do this to you?

I don't think you really think I'm all that honest and kind.

[birdhasfallen]

You really meant it?

You’ll do it with me then? Are you sure?

Why would you think that? I honestly get scared of losing you. But I trust you more than anyone else.

[creamation]

we'll yeah. you're way cuter than everyone.

if you want me to.

because you keep acting like I'm terrible. I bet your feathers are all over the place from fretting. you keep thinking I'm gonna be mad. when am I ever mad at you?

[birdhasfallen]

I didn’t think I was cute at all. Like, you’re the hottest person I’ve ever seen. It gives me butterflies that you think I’m cute.

Of course I want you to. I like you.

They’re only everywhere because I slipped and fell. And, I dunno, it sounded like you were mad earlier. It’s hard to tell through texting.

[creamation]

I told you you're way cuter than me. so that must mean you're even hotter.

I know you like me, but... we're best friends, right? like that?

I told you, I'm mad at them not you. and I'm just frustrated I guess because. I dunno. I guess I'm jealous. or maybe I'm angry.

I'm tired of this.

[birdhasfallen]

Impossible! You’re like a walking model.

Well, you are my best friend. But, what if I like you...more than that?

Why would you be jealous?

Tired of this place?

[creamation]

no I'm not, birdbrain! You are! I give you butterflies?

I....I dunno.

because. it sounded like you wanted to do this with them and like even though you had a choice it wasn't gonna be with me. I guess.

yeah. this place, this stuff. doesn't feel all that heroic to me.

[birdhasfallen]

Ahh! You called me a bird brain again! And you totally do! Like this warm and fuzzy feeling in my stomach and chest.

I don’t have to continue saying more if it’s too awkward for you.

I definitely don’t want to do it with them. I was really nervous about asking you. If you had rejected me, I don’t know, I would be very sad. Like, heartbroken.

I wish we could ask a pro-hero if they trained in this stuff. There has to be villains who use sex or have sex quirks they use. I can’t see why else they would have us training like this.

[creamation]

because you can really be a bird brain sometimes! maybe you just ate too much.

isn't it awkward for you too?

you didn't really ask me though. I mean... I get it. all of this is weird. I wouldn't have rejected you though. I don't want you doing it with gross old men. or anyone really.

I guess. but maybe they'd just lie to us anyway.

[birdhasfallen]

Noo, I’m not. And I don’t think it’s from eating anything weird. I feel it often, when thinking of you.

A little. But I’m more scared about just keeping it to myself.

Then, can I ask you properly this time?

They might. I hope they’re not just going to video tape us to watch it over and over.

[creamation]

you totally are. you're a total birdbrain for saying this stuff.

are you saying this now cause you're scared?

okay.

they probably will. I bet my dad is working with them.

[birdhasfallen]

That’s like the third of fourth time. No fair, Touya.

Well, I’m scared that it might be too late to ever say it. And scared that someone else could beat me to saying it.

Would you be this bird brain’s sex partner? And take my virginity?

Your dad is terrifying. Do you think he would try to get all of us here to learn how to be good with sex?

[creamation]

well it's true, that's why.

I don't think anyone would beat you to saying it. and anyways I don't care about them, just you.

okay.

no, but that doesn't mean he won't watch ours.

[birdhasfallen]

Don’t you have bird brain moments?

Just me?

Okay!

I wish he would leave you alone. Hey, why don’t we get our own agency after we’re done here? But, far away. So he never comes near you again?

[creamation]

I'm not a bird.

yeah. just you. they can ask me out all they want but I wouldn't be with them.

do you. wanna have sex before? I know it's stupid but. I don't wanna just do it cause they told us to do it. I mean if that's what you want. if not thats cool too.

he won't. not ever. I don't think he'd let me do that either.

he might even get mad if we're sex partners. but I guess if it's part of the program he'll have to let us.

[birdhasfallen]

Well, I kind of like hearing you call me bird brain. It’s like my own personal nickname from you.

Same with me. I wouldn’t want any of them.

Yes! I want to do it a lot with Touya! I mean, if that’s okay with you.

If I become a top hero, then he can’t do anything about it. It wasn’t my plan to try that hard, but I would gladly do it for you. And I can take you far away where he’ll never find you.

[creamation]

I can give you better ones, though.

you're the only one I really trust.

it won't be weird, right?

I dont think it works like that, kei. but thanks 🙂

[birdhasfallen]

Will you? I would like more!

I only really trust you too. No one has treated me as kind and sweet as you. I’m glad you’re my best friend, Touya.

I don’t think it will be. I had dreamt about it before. That’s not weird, is it?

And sure it does. I’ll become a top hero that he can’t beat.

[creamation]

yeah, I can try to think of some.

I'm glad you're my friend too, Keigo. I'm sorry for being weird and jealous. I just thought maybe you wanted to be with someone cuter. someone not as damaged or whatever.

i don't think that's so weird. what was the dream?

but that's not your dream. you shouldnt have to do that.

[birdhasfallen]

I'll think of some for you too.

No way, Touya! And don't ever say that about yourself. You're the cutest and hottest person ever. You're not damaged either. You're completely perfect! It's why I, well, when the others here ask me about you, I get jealous. Like, very jealous.

You don't? That makes me relieved. And, my dreams range from us experimenting around or giving you my virginity. I thought about you touching my wings too, but more intimately. And us kissing. A lot.

You're my dream though. I can be strong and climb the ranks to protect you, and I will.

[creamation]

oh yeah, like what?

can't believe you think that, you little weirdo. but. I'm glad you think I'm cute. I'm way not perfect though. don't want you to think that. you get jealous when they ask about me? really? that why you didn't give them my number?

oh. wow. how come you never told me?

I wanna protect you too, Keigo. I don't want your dream to be all about me. that's not fair.

[birdhasfallen]

Hot stuff.

But, I’m kind of your weirdo now, right? And even if you or the world doesn’t think you’re perfect, you’re perfect to me. And yeah, I got jealous of them. It’s part of the reason I didn’t give them your number. That, and I really do believe they shouldn’t go through me to get to you.

I never told you cause I thought you’d find it awkward or weird that I like you like that.

You can protect me by being in my agency and my partner. Or at least bring me fried chicken once a month.

[creamation]

oh my god, that's so embarrassing!

yeah, you're totally my weirdo. i shouldn't be perfect to you, though. cause i know i'll mess up and then. i dunno. it'll be bad.

didn't you know i wouldn't wanna be with them anyways? that's like. not even my thing. i'm only even gonna be your sex partner cause you're you.

i wish you would have told me before. like, before it had to be only about sex partners.

i think my dad will kill me if i'm not number one.