texty.

[creamation]

a place for all the texty things.

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[birdhasfallen]

I do! Cause that means I can get back at ya more.

I haven’t really thought of anyone, to be honest. But if I were to choose someone for real, why not be my closest and only friend? I do trust you. And I’m sooo not as attractive as you. You have like this air of mystery and I’m sure you could seduce the pants right off a villain.

I would! We’re best friends!

[creamation]

as if that would happen!

cause. I dunno. its not just like some offhanded thing. I mean I guess maybe it is, I've had to do it plenty of times already so who cares, right? its not like it matters anyway. just go ask one of those cute people.

I'm not more attractive than you are, stupid. not even close. and I'd never seduce a villain.

we wouldn't be heros then.

[birdhasfallen]

Totally would.

Yeah. You’re right. Sorry for asking, Touya. I probably won’t ask anyone else though.

I think you are. But I get what ya mean. I wouldn’t want to seduce any villains.

Oh. That’s right. Well, as long as I have you. Besides, it’s not like we’re really running away, right?

[creamation]

would not.

you weren't gonna ask me anyway. you were talking about everyone else.

so don't. just tell them to fuck off.

right. whatever.

[birdhasfallen]

Well, I didn’t want to make you uncomfortable. You’re my best friend, Touya. It’s my fault. I shouldn’t have brought it up. I’m sorry.

Let’s forget about it.

[creamation]

you shouldn't have to fucking do that anyway!

you were just gonna go off and let them force you to do it with some nasty old men rather than asking me?? that's pathetic.

yeah fine. let's forget it.

[birdhasfallen]

Touya, it’s not like that! I never want to force you or make you hate me.

How can I even ask that I’ve dreamed of having my first time with you, while knowing you don’t like sex? I care about you.

[creamation]

why would I hate you??

you said forget it, right? so just forget it then.

[birdhasfallen]

Well, I thought you would hate me if I were to ask you. Or be disappointed.

Oh. Okay.

[creamation]

do you hate me because you've been forced to do shit cause of me?

fine.

[birdhasfallen]

No. Of course not. But I wasn’t forced like you were.

I’m sorry, Touya. Please don’t hate me.

[creamation]

and you think I want you to be??

why do you keep saying that?

[birdhasfallen]

I don’t know what to do, Touya. I’m scared of doing it.

We’ve never fought like this before. You’ll hate me for making you angry, won’t you?

[creamation]

Then why didn't you just ask me?

is that the kinda person you think I am?

[birdhasfallen]

Why would you choose me when you have so many other people interested in you? They’re cuter.

No. You’re the most honest and kindest person I know. I just never made you mad before. I don’t want to lose you.

[creamation]

I don't care about them! I don't care if they're interested in me. they're not cuter you bird brain.

I'm not mad at you, Keigo. I'm mad at them. I'm mad at all of this.

[birdhasfallen]

What do you mean bird brain? Wait, did you just imply that I’m cute?

I’m sorry, Touya. I wish we didn’t have to do it. Maybe you can get out of it if you call your mom? I mean, I probably can’t. Mom sold me off so they can do anything they want to me.

[creamation]

I already said were cute, didn't I?

My mom can't do anything. no one cares what she has to say. Besides, you think I want them to do this to you?

I don't think you really think I'm all that honest and kind.

[birdhasfallen]

You really meant it?

You’ll do it with me then? Are you sure?

Why would you think that? I honestly get scared of losing you. But I trust you more than anyone else.

[creamation]

we'll yeah. you're way cuter than everyone.

if you want me to.

because you keep acting like I'm terrible. I bet your feathers are all over the place from fretting. you keep thinking I'm gonna be mad. when am I ever mad at you?

[birdhasfallen]

I didn’t think I was cute at all. Like, you’re the hottest person I’ve ever seen. It gives me butterflies that you think I’m cute.

Of course I want you to. I like you.

They’re only everywhere because I slipped and fell. And, I dunno, it sounded like you were mad earlier. It’s hard to tell through texting.

[creamation]

I told you you're way cuter than me. so that must mean you're even hotter.

I know you like me, but... we're best friends, right? like that?

I told you, I'm mad at them not you. and I'm just frustrated I guess because. I dunno. I guess I'm jealous. or maybe I'm angry.

I'm tired of this.

[birdhasfallen]

Impossible! You’re like a walking model.

Well, you are my best friend. But, what if I like you...more than that?

Why would you be jealous?

Tired of this place?

[creamation]

no I'm not, birdbrain! You are! I give you butterflies?

I....I dunno.

because. it sounded like you wanted to do this with them and like even though you had a choice it wasn't gonna be with me. I guess.

yeah. this place, this stuff. doesn't feel all that heroic to me.

[birdhasfallen]

Ahh! You called me a bird brain again! And you totally do! Like this warm and fuzzy feeling in my stomach and chest.

I don’t have to continue saying more if it’s too awkward for you.

I definitely don’t want to do it with them. I was really nervous about asking you. If you had rejected me, I don’t know, I would be very sad. Like, heartbroken.

I wish we could ask a pro-hero if they trained in this stuff. There has to be villains who use sex or have sex quirks they use. I can’t see why else they would have us training like this.