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[creamation]

a place for all the texty things.

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[creamation]

like what?

Maybe I don't want them to be. Wait...what? me? why??

[he knows how Keigo thinks by now- that he's probably worried. but he doesn't know what to say.

eventually tho, he knows he has to.]

this isn't what being a pro-hero is about. they're just using us.

[birdhasfallen]

Hmm. Oh, let’s use soba.

I’m sorry, Touya. I wish I could take them away for you.

I told you, you’re like a 100 out of 10. I’ve even had a few of them ask me before for your number.

[the fretting eventually does lead to keigo nervously releasing feathers in their shared room. but he feels a ton better when the responses come in.]

I know. But what can we do though?

[creamation]

what if I'm just hungry in the middle of training?

its okay. I'm just being stupid.

Did you give it to them?

I dunno. Run away or something.

[birdhasfallen]

Well you know how I feel about you training on an empty something.

It’s not stupid. I’d kiss them all away if I had that power. I heard there’s a nurse at U.A. who can do that.

Of course not. If they really want a piece of that Inferno charm, they better get it themselves. Gotta make them work for it.

That sounds nice. Where should we run away?

[creamation]

guess we'll just have to beg the cook for soba then.

you would? Ew she kisses everyone's scars? that must be so gross for her. she's a true hero.

I'm rolling my eyes at you right now. thanks, though. I don't wanna do that with anyone.

somewhere nice and breezy so it's not too cold for you but not too hot for me.

[birdhasfallen]

He should be used to that by now.

Of course I would. But I can’t imagine kissing like a foot or something. I mean, I wouldn’t mind kissing yours, but not anyone else’s foot.

What are best friends for?

Like the beach? Pretty windy there. I can take you flying and drop you in the water.

[creamation]

thank goodness for him.

you wanna kiss my feet 😏

did anyone cute ask for my number though?

the beach would be pretty cool. I haven't been there since I was little. it would be so fun to be dropped into the water!

[birdhasfallen]

I mean, I would to make you feel better.

I’m not telling you. Not uh. No way. What if you get a ton of cute people just always keeping you busy?

I’ve never been to the beach. It’ll be a lot of fun!

[creamation]

not sure about my feet being kissed.

a ton of cute people? yeaaah i don't think so. come onnnn just tell me.

you've never been? oh man, I bet you'd like it a lot. can you swim?

[birdhasfallen]

I’d rather test if you’re ticklish on your feet.

It was like three of them. But that’s still too much. I mean, one was the pretty blond four doors down from us. He also was one who wants to ask you to be his dominant partner. You would be sooo busy. I’ll never see you outside of class or training.

I don’t know how. I thought maybe I would learn here, but my handlers haven’t brought it up.

[creamation]

I'd rather not!

pretty blonde, huh? sounds like you think he's the cute one. too bad you can't ask him.

I can't really swim either. we can learn together and swim away.

[birdhasfallen]

Too late. Just added it to my to-do list.

He’s not really my type. But even I can see how pretty he is. I wouldn’t ask him to be my partner if I was dominant though.

Let’s swim to an abandoned island. We can spend years exploring it and forgetting about our worries.

[creamation]

I'll just get you back somehow, you know it.

well I'm not gonna be his partner either. this is stupid. I wouldn't be any of theirs.

that sounds good. and we can drink out of coconuts and make palm tree houses.

[birdhasfallen]

I look forward to it.

You could be mine, if you want. But I’m not as attractive as the others here. Plus, you might fail it cause I would be trying to tickle you the entire time.

Oh that sounds like fun! We wouldn’t have to do anything but relax.

[creamation]

you're not supposed to look forward to me getting back at ya!

you don't really want me to be though, right? I mean, you weren't thinking it till just now. anyway what do you mean you're not as attractive?

would you really run away with me?

[birdhasfallen]

I do! Cause that means I can get back at ya more.

I haven’t really thought of anyone, to be honest. But if I were to choose someone for real, why not be my closest and only friend? I do trust you. And I’m sooo not as attractive as you. You have like this air of mystery and I’m sure you could seduce the pants right off a villain.

I would! We’re best friends!

[creamation]

as if that would happen!

cause. I dunno. its not just like some offhanded thing. I mean I guess maybe it is, I've had to do it plenty of times already so who cares, right? its not like it matters anyway. just go ask one of those cute people.

I'm not more attractive than you are, stupid. not even close. and I'd never seduce a villain.

we wouldn't be heros then.

[birdhasfallen]

Totally would.

Yeah. You’re right. Sorry for asking, Touya. I probably won’t ask anyone else though.

I think you are. But I get what ya mean. I wouldn’t want to seduce any villains.

Oh. That’s right. Well, as long as I have you. Besides, it’s not like we’re really running away, right?

[creamation]

would not.

you weren't gonna ask me anyway. you were talking about everyone else.

so don't. just tell them to fuck off.

right. whatever.

[birdhasfallen]

Well, I didn’t want to make you uncomfortable. You’re my best friend, Touya. It’s my fault. I shouldn’t have brought it up. I’m sorry.

Let’s forget about it.

[creamation]

you shouldn't have to fucking do that anyway!

you were just gonna go off and let them force you to do it with some nasty old men rather than asking me?? that's pathetic.

yeah fine. let's forget it.

[birdhasfallen]

Touya, it’s not like that! I never want to force you or make you hate me.

How can I even ask that I’ve dreamed of having my first time with you, while knowing you don’t like sex? I care about you.

[creamation]

why would I hate you??

you said forget it, right? so just forget it then.

[birdhasfallen]

Well, I thought you would hate me if I were to ask you. Or be disappointed.

Oh. Okay.

[creamation]

do you hate me because you've been forced to do shit cause of me?

fine.